HE'S THE BOMBThe Real Threat to America’s Cities Isn’t Iran—It’s TrumpAnd not just because he keeps inviting Tehran to attack the West Coast.Michael Ian Black
OpinionTHE ENDThe End of Trump and America’s ‘Main Character’ EraPerhaps these days portend nothing more than a long-overdue correction, and the world will emerge from our flirtation with fascism as a more equitable place for all. Or perhaps not.Michael Ian Black
OpinionCHEERS!How to Best Celebrate America’s 250th Anniversary? Drink!Sometimes lighting—and stoking—a revolutionary fire means, well, getting lit.Brooke Barbier
OpinionEND GAMESDonald Trump Is Doing Everything Possible to Destroy HimselfThe walls are finally closing in.Michael Wolff
‘USA, USA, USA’‘90s Rocker Has Awkward Standoff With Booing FansThe Black Crowes frontman was not happy with the Florida crowd’s chant.Muskaan Arshad
satireHELLO FROM THE OTHER SIDEExclusive: Trump’s Top Secret ‘Death Note’ to Vance RevealedThe Daily Beast has obtained the “secret instructions” Trump left for his successor—and it’s bad news for the Pope, sharks with pronouns, and Don Jr.’s allowance.Michael Ian Black
TAIWANOUSAURUS VEXTrump Betrays Close Ally to Suck Up to Yet Another DictatorAfter a call with Xi, Trump told Japan not to provoke Beijing on Taiwan.Tom Latchem
VERY NAUGHTY BOYMonty Python Star Would Welcome Boot From Trump’s America“I’d be in very select company,” the comedian said. Tom Latchem
FIRING LINEPutin Challenges U.S. to Missile ‘Duel’ at Public EventVladimir Putin was in firebrand form as he threatened the use of nukes, and a missile showdown with the U.S.Leigh Kimmins
LET ME OUTJFK Paris-Bound Stowaway Arrested After Mad Dash to CanadaSvetlana Dali, 57, has reportedly made her second attempt to leave the U.S. in under 30 days.Leigh Kimmins
MID-AIR CHAOSDad Busted After Wild Attempt to Divert Flight to the U.S.The man allegedly assaulted a flight attendant and attempted to rush the cockpit.Leigh Kimmins