The Unintentional Boner Meme
I will not choose sides—merely relay the evidence and let you decide what really went down that fateful day. As the U.S. Men’s Olympic team members were being adorned in bronze bling during a medal ceremony, the world couldn’t help but notice that one rower, Henrik Rummel, looked particularly excited. So did he have an erection, or was it just an upward placement? Was the excitement of winning bronze too much to contain, or were his spandex shorts just a tad too tight? According to the rower, it was the latter. Rummel took to his Reddit account to end the rumors: "This is me and I swear it's not erect!" Rummel posted under the username Rummelator. "I don't know why it ended up in that position but there you go."