11 Pictures That Prove John Boehner is the Coolest Speaker of the House of All Time

03.21.13 12:30 AM ET

John Boehner has the most amazing range of facial expressions on planet Earth.

But don't trust me, check out these 11 amazing pictures.

Is this how you make the Blue Steel face? (JEWEL SAMAD/AFP/Getty Images)

Speaker Boehner pensively looking at something. Notice the deep thought that sort of furrows his brow. (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Look Mom, they let me play with this giant set of scissors (Mark Lyons/Getty Images)

Whoa (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

No, I don't want to talk to that person! (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

Look, no hands (Brendan Smialowski/Getty Images)

Someone is totally about to get fired (Jonathan Ernst/Getty Images)

Real men aren't afraid to cry (Win McNamee/Getty Images)

I see what you're doing there (Mario Tama/Getty Images)

The fish I caught was this big (Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images)

And finally, because we've all been to that party where the beverages of choice just weren't quite enough:

You don't have anything stronger than tea? (U.S. Navy Ensign Haraz N. Ghanbari/ISAF Regional Command (South) via Getty Images)