I know! There is a headline the Royalist never thought he would write. But it's 100% true, as this euphoria-heavy video shows.
The new King and Queen of Holland proved their determination to preside over a younger, more dynamic monarchy by making their first public appearance as monarchs at a giant rave hosted by the much-loved king of cheesy Dutch rave music Armin Van Buuren last night.
If you look carefully, there's a brief moment where Queen Maxima starts to throw some shapes.
Only in Holland, folks.