Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have been having problems. Now he’s rapping about it. Seriously. (And perhaps stupidly. And perhaps cracked out of his mind. ALLEGEDLY.)
Khloe Kardashian married Lamar Odom on September 27, 2009, only a month after the couple met at a party. But some fairy tale reality TV romances are simply too good to be true. Khloe and Lamar’s relationship has been on the rocks since this summer, when rumors began to surface regarding Lamar’s reported drug addiction and numerous instances of infidelity. On August 30, 2013, Odom was arrested on DUI charges.
The NBA free agent sought help at a center for drug and alcohol addiction, but checked himself out after only one day of treatment. On a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe explained that “Lamar has been having a really tough time lately and it's not just black and white. There's a lot of emotional issues.”
Still, the Odoms seem to be attempting to save their four-year marriage, and have reportedly entered couples therapy. Last month, Odom went so far as to brag about his marriage, boasting to Us Magazine that, “we’re wonderful. We’re unbreakable.”
But fans of this tumultuous relationship shouldn’t exhale just yet. TMZ recently released a video of Lamar Odom and a friend rapping, which was supposedly shot this month. In the uncomfortable footage, an incoherent Lamar spits incomprehensible verses about his drug abuse and penchant for infidelity.
It’s almost impossible to understand. It’s also amazing. Therefore, we attempted to transcribe the madness:
“God's son speaking
Alpha and Omega
Shit that I believe is shit that you can't conceive
All these newborn babies, these bitches are strong
I'm tryna throw 'em up on my sleeve
They don't even let me breath
But I take a time for a second.
I know all the chicks, my niggas
I know all the tricks, they got small dicks
They can't say it to my face what they saying to the paps
Fuck all that, I'm still on a chase
And I'm far from a Jake
Keep the grass cut so I can always see the snakes
And this boy here, I got good taste.
What would Jesus do? Straight off Kanye's bracelet
But let me tell you something, I’m telling you shit was meant,
That’s why your boy got his own fragrance.
They lowkey hating, I’mma keep making
And when Khloe’s out of town, I guess I’ll still be on the DL
You take us to the jungle and we A-OK. All I do is p-rrr and all the pain goes away...
I can see that, but I can’t tell you where I stay
In some place where they hate blacks.
That’s why I stay in the room, smoke a little trees and wash it down with the black
All you fuckers need to read the scripture
Word to Allah, I'll send your ass to Yahweh
One way ticket and like Burger King you can have it your way.”