05.09.14 10:00 AM ET
The Jordan - Cressida Connection
A story on the front page of the Sun today that might only be for the most philic of Anglophiles - Katie Price (aka Jordan), rang Cressida Bonas's cousin April to confront her over claims she had an affair with Jordan's newly-estranged husband, plasterer and part time stripper Kieran Hayler.
Confused? Don't worry, it's complicated, even for us.
Suffice to say that Jordan is top flight glamour model, and hardly the type of lady one would expect to be consorting with the cousins of royalty - so another nail in the Cressy Harry relationship coffin, perhaps?
Anyway, it seems that April 'gets on very well with Cressida' but has 'never met Prince Harry.'
And she didn't have an affair with Kieran either.
Right. As you were.