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YUGER THAN TRUMP STEAKS
My business advice to the ex-president, who’s having a tough time sitting all day in the courtroom.
Michael Ian Black is an actor, comedian, and writer who also thinks the government is lying about UFOs.
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ROUGH JUSTICE
I vetted myself as a potential juror—and even though I loathe the ex-president, I could fairly sit in judgment of his alleged crimes.
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ASK NOT
JFK was wrong—Americans don’t owe their country anything, and the U.S. has been letting its people down for a long time.
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GRATITUDE
The vulgar ex-president isn’t debasing American politics with his disgusting rhetoric. He’s just saying it out in the open.
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A HIGHER COURT
The plaintiffs in the “morning after pill” case believe life begins at conception—and they’re certain that the Almighty is on their side.
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CLEAN THE SLATE
The serial failed businessman is over $600 million in the hole—and almost three-quarters of Americans think the country is on the wrong track.
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WATCH IT BURN
The ex-president’s idea of creative destruction lacks the part where you rebuild after you destroy.
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TIRED OF ALL THIS DEMOCRACY
He promises he’ll only be a dictator for a day. Get ready for The Purge!
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LIBIDO CULTURE WAR
Nothing makes a MAGA madder than knowing the 81-year-old president can still make it work.
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BOOKSHELF TO PRISON
The Mountain State’s House overwhelmingly passed a bill that would make schools, libraries, and museums criminally liable if books have too much sexy stuff in them.