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The Governor's Got No Love For Her State's Most Famous Son

Linda Lingle Hawaii Governor Linda Lingle is not only campaigning against Barack Obamashe’s insinuating he’s not even from there.

A few weeks ago, the governor of Hawaii, Linda Lingle, said, "Senator Obama likes to say he's from Hawaii. But, the truth is, I've never met him in my life. He's never called me on the phone. Ninety-five percent of the people in my state had never heard of him before he ran for president.”

At a time when people in Chicago, Boston and Nairobi are claiming Obama as one of their own, this was a willful and even untrue statement. At the moment Gov. Lingle is in Nevada, stumping for the McCain-Palin ticket, three thousand miles from this sun-kissed archipelago and its slumping one-industry economy—tourism down 20 percent this year and headed lower.

But then Gov. Lingle is an odd fish, even by Hawaii standards, which are among the fishiest I have ever come across in a lifetime of peregrination. You would not know much about her from reading the glowing biographical portrait put out by the Office of the Governor, which does not give her birth name, nor her date of birth, nor the name of her high school, nor her several marriages, nor her several divorces, nor (though the Israeli newspaper Haaretz put “Hawaii’s First Jewish Governor” in a screaming headline), her religious affiliation. Indeed she has spent more time junketing in Israel than in many districts of her own state.

Stumping for McCain in Greeley, Colorado recently, Gov. Lingle scoffed at the notion that Obama had any strong links with Hawaii.

She was born Linda Cutter in St Louis, Missouri in 1953. In the mid-sixties she moved to California with her family and went to school there, graduated from Birmingham High School in Lake Balboa, California, then got a journalism degree from Cal State, Northridge. She married Mr. Lingle in 1972. She divorced him in 1975, around the time she left for Hawaii, where her father had relocated, and where her uncle had a car dealership (“Cars Cost less at Cutter! Ten Locations! Thousands of Vehicles!”). At some point she became a Republican. She married Mr. Crockett, lived for a while on the island of Molokai, then divorced Mr. Crockett, but keeping the Lingle name, entered politics. I rehearse these facts with her Mainland dossier because she is casting doubt on Obama’s Hawaii connections and even his integrity. Obama was born here, which makes him a keiki o ka ‘aina—a child of the land, something she is not.

I was introduced to Gov. Lingle at a political event not long after her reelection by a friend who insistently repeated my name. When the governor looked blank, my friend said, “The writer! He writes books!” She said, “I don’t have a lot of free time for reading,” and moved on.

Funnily enough, the first time I met Senator Obama, two years ago in a hamburger joint in my little town on the North Shore of Oahu (the sort of place only a local would know), he showed an intimate acquaintance with my work, and even an appreciation. I was with Pico Iyer. Obama said to Pico, “I love your book on Cuba.” Needless to say, I urged the senator to run for president.

Stumping for McCain in Greeley, Colorado recently, Gov. Lingle scoffed at the notion that Obama had any strong links with Hawaii, claiming that he’d spent only “a few high school years” in Hawaii.

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October 31, 2008 | 5:48am
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smdunne

Paul Theroux. Swoon. More of the same please.

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6:46 am, Oct 31, 2008

ccrase

Very nice

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7:17 am, Oct 31, 2008

onbullshit

So the governor never heard of you or your works, and you trash her with this bullshit. Small man with small mind.

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8:53 am, Oct 31, 2008

pumpkinshirt

Any time the author of a critical piece seems to suggest that one of the subject's failings is their lack of recognition of the author's fame, I roll my eyes so hard I risk cranial injury. I actually doubt that was the intent here, but in my opinion the inclusion of that little vignette undermines the piece and would have been better left out.

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10:24 am, Oct 31, 2008

jimbab

Anyone like to guess the odds of Sarah Palin having heard of, much less read any of their books?

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10:54 am, Oct 31, 2008

pacifistgunslinger

What wimps Republicans have become. They used to be able to conjure some vicious swiftboat attacks; alas, now all they can muster is a mild swiftcanoe (swift wa'a) swirling in the tide pools. And following her own reasoning, when I was in Hawaii I never met her; therefore, she doesn't exist.

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11:37 am, Oct 31, 2008

pacifistgunslinger

PS: Thanks for some great books over the years. It seems that what most Republicans know about books is their flashpoint as they are toosed into a bonfire.

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11:40 am, Oct 31, 2008

IonaTrailer

Kudos to Paul Theroux. All the lies and smears won't change the fact that on Nov 5th we will wake up to hear "Good Morning America - I'm Barack the President!"

And as far as the fundamentalist Christians being a "friend" to Israel, with friends like these, we don't need enemies. They're waiting for and even actively encouraging chaos in the Middle East because they believe the Rapture is coming. When they will be swept up to Heavan and everyone else, including their so-called Jewish "friends" will be consigned to some horrible Hell. Probably a Republican campaign headquarters.

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11:56 am, Oct 31, 2008

avedb08

Looks like she has chosen the right team...weak on facts and logic, strong on uneducated opinion.

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12:37 pm, Oct 31, 2008

venezia

Well, I certainly hope Hawaii sees her true colors, and does not re-elect her again.
How did a far right winger like her, get elected Governor, in a peaceful state like Hawaii, in the first place?

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1:57 pm, Oct 31, 2008

mattcohen

Plus, lingle forgot one of the most defining traits of hawaii. When locals ask "where did you go to school" they don't mean college - they mean high school. Your high school is a defining trait, locally. In Hawaii, if you went to high school here, you're from here.

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2:03 pm, Oct 31, 2008

suzen3

2010 Lingle leaves. Paul, will you run?

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2:13 pm, Oct 31, 2008

galonthego

Fav writer ever. Thanks, Paul! Well done.

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2:18 pm, Oct 31, 2008

sjnrrslt

Paul,

Why is this even an issue? As a former Navy brat who spent time being raised in Hawaii and even on Midway Island (part of the same chain of islands, by the way) I simply tell folks that I'm from all over - which is true. Obama is the same. Like me, he is a Heinz 57 mixture of many cultures, raised all over the world. In his case, that includes Asia, in mine, it includes Pacific islands, Europe, and Central America.

With so many issues of substance to write about, why don't you apply your considerable talents to an endeavor worthy of them instead of pandering to Obama's chauvanistic followers?

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4:01 pm, Oct 31, 2008

prosediva

I just wanna know why SHE can't get that all-important birth certificate unsealed?

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4:44 pm, Oct 31, 2008
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The Governor's Got No Love For Her State's Most Famous Son

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