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Why Barack Should Grow a Beard

Abe Lincoln used his transition to grow his famous whiskers. Just what Obama needs to project gravitas in these troubled times. Plus, a gallery of his options (think Col. Sanders).

“I’ve been spending a lot of time reading Lincoln,” President-elect Barack Obama told 60 Minutes recently. “There is a wisdom there and a humility about his approach to government, even before he was president, that I just find very helpful.’’

Well, of course he would. Obama and Lincoln have much in common. Both men come from Illinois, though both men spent many years living in other states. Both are stylish writers and eloquent speakers. Both have a background in law. Both have as his principal rival a senator from New York, and both selected that rival to be secretary of state. Both come to the presidency under most difficult of circumstances.

But only one, so far, has spent his transition growing a beard.

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Most histories and biographies repeat the story that Lincoln grew his beard at the suggestion of an 11-year-old girl from Westfield, N.Y., named Grace Bedell, who wrote Lincoln in October 1860, a month before the election. “I have got 4 brothers and part of them will vote for you any way and if you will let your whiskers grow I will try to get the rest of them to vote for you. You would look a great deal better, for your face is so thin. All the ladies like whiskers and they would tease their husband’s to vote for you and then you would be president."

The 51-year-old Lincoln did not reply to Grace’s letter with enthusiasm. “As to the whiskers, having never worn any, do you not think people would call it a silly piece of affectation if I were to begin now?" But Grace wasn’t the only one who had offered the suggestion. As historian Harold Holzer reports in his new book, Lincoln President-Elect, a group of backers who called themselves True Republicans had offered their “candid determination’’ that Lincoln “cultivate whiskers and wear standing collars," which would make him “the best-looking as well as the best of the rival candidates." Lincoln did not respond to this letter, but perhaps it encouraged him to accept young Grace’s advice. After the election he began growing his beard, and by the time he left Illinois for the March 4 inauguration, he had a chinful of hair. Holzer says that the people liked the new look. “With the nation facing a graver crisis than Lincoln was so far willing to admit, his whiskers gave him…gravitas.”

So far as we know, no Grace Bedells or True Anythings have been suggesting that Obama grow a beard. At 47, he’s younger than Lincoln was when he took office, and while various critics have with little effect noted his lack of experience, no one has said he lacks gravitas. Not that a beard would signify great seriousness anyway. In the mid-19th century, facial hair was the sort of thing worn by parliamentarians, clergymen, professors, generals, and royalty. Today, facial hair shows up mostly on actors, rock musicians, and other who aim to signify an artistic temperament, or on certain people who understand economics (Ben Bernanke, Paul Krugman, Jon Corzine.) Politicians with facial hair are very rare. Indeed, if the Obama-Biden administration completes its term still clean-shaven, an entire century will have passed since we had a president with facial hair (William Howard Taft). Only the bearded Charles Evans Hughes in 1916 and the mustachioed Thomas Dewey in 1948 so much as managed to be a major party’s nominee.

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December 4, 2008 | 6:01am
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JohnnyV

Obama avec beard would only reinforce the ridiculous conspiracy-like notions permeating among morons that the man is a Muslim.

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12:41 pm, Dec 4, 2008

markbean

Check out a better picture here http://pflix.com/post/58680681/gerbert-pichacks-blog-blog-archive-mustache of him with a 'biker' stache.

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12:50 pm, Dec 4, 2008

tahophil

If he does grow a beard he can join Beard Team USA and represent our country at the World Beard and Moustache Championships in Alaska in May. www.worldbeardchampionships.com.

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1:50 pm, Dec 4, 2008

bygeorge

You forgot one:
http://www.startrek.com/startrek/view/series/TOS/episode/68738.html

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3:42 pm, Dec 4, 2008

zephid

I think the beard should come back into vogue. It's got a bad rep nowadays. Just because someone else takes ten minutes out of their day to shave shouldn't diminish the others who take ten minutes to trim and groom.

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4:04 pm, Dec 4, 2008

FoolsLogos

While a hearty beard might credit Obama with some gravitas, I think straying away from the Lincoln comparisons would be in his best personal interest. If the juxtaposition doesn't cease soon, we'll be hearing comparisons between Obama and Lincoln's (oft-disregarded) homosexuality. Furthermore, let's hope we will never be able to draw parallels to the ends of their careers.

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4:18 pm, Dec 4, 2008

Gurkman

The Van Gogh photoshop should have one of BO's ears gone.

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5:12 pm, Dec 4, 2008

jdedelman

When o' when will you people realize that Barack Obama is NOT Abraham Lincoln. Good grief. Everyone knows he's really FDR.

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5:15 pm, Dec 4, 2008

spinozareader

To all those potential e-mailing eleven-year-old girls out there:
STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER (or toss your texting device out where I can see it). Do not, I repeat-- DO NOT, ask the "O" to grow a moustache, soul-patch, full beard, or to otherwise adulterate that face of his. Why make a sow's ear out of a silk purse?! And just look at the picture that accompanies this essay. Doesn't it make poor Barack look like one of his parents might have been a Geico caveman?! During the campaign it was suggested that Barack wasn't "black enough." Does he have to suffer the additional insult of not being "evolved enough" when he sports this beard? Hasn't he been through enough.
Instead, I suggest that when he perhaps one day sits across the table from someone like Ahmadinejad, he could just put on one of those Groucho Marx glasses/nose/moustache thingies. Disturbing?...Scary?...absolutely. But more important...removable.
And--don't forget that Groucho was Jewish. Which could double the menace value if you're trying to negotiate with an Islamic fundamentalist. By the end of that meeting, those bad guys might even want to be clean-shaven. (Anyway,I suspect that a lot of these bad guys with beards are just vainly trying to hide a weak chin.)

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5:22 pm, Dec 4, 2008

vectorbabe

Not only should Barack Obama NOT grow a beard, but the Daily Beast should stop running nonsense like this.

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8:55 pm, Dec 4, 2008

FoolsLogos

I doubt any eleven-year-old girls read the daily beast.

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12:44 am, Dec 5, 2008

MKlinker

Call it silly if you want, but I agree with everything this man said. I'd be interested to see Obama in a beard too.

And why does everything have to be so serious? Why is something like this "nonsense"? Go to an actual news site if you want serious...

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1:05 am, Dec 5, 2008

ChanRobt

I know presidents love the idea of being the next Lincoln. Or maybe the next FDR.

But, in order for them to get to be that, the times have to be extremely dangerous and miserable. A lot of us regular citizens have to die or be financially ruined in order to give these presidential egomaniacs their chance at "greatness".

Give me a Harding or if you want somebody outstanding, an Eisenhower. Ike was a no drama president in very dramatic times. No drama is what I want from a president.

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1:09 am, Dec 5, 2008

timothyreed

Let me get this straight- to be like Lincoln all this goof has to do is grow a beard? So do his ears make him like Dumbo the elephant? Or all you have to be is an eloquent speaker- even when you have nothing to say? I say let's go with the Dumbo label and not try for the Lincoln look. To compare this cartoon character to Lincoln is an insult to Lincoln.

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3:43 am, Dec 5, 2008

venezia

Is it silly season? Sheeesh!

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7:59 am, Dec 5, 2008
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