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The Old Zeitgeist Vs. the New Zeitgeist
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When did 401(k) statements replace waterboarding as the primary instrument of torture?
As the French saying goes, “Plus ça change, plus c’est la meme chose.” (Translation: “Is not our first lady hot?”) But is it really true that things never really change, they just stay the same? Herewith a guide to where things stand zeitgeist-wise as we usher in a new president, and with any luck, a new era. On reflection, perhaps the French have something there. They usually do.
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Old
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New
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Worst U.S. President
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Buchanan
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Bush (II)
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Reassuring African-American Leader
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Colin Powell
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Obama
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Menacing Ruskie
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Stalin
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Putin
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GOP Clotheshorse
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Nancy Reagan
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Sarah Palin
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Toxic Substance
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Asbestos
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Collateralized Debt Obligation
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Three Stooges
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Moe, Larry, Curley
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Detroit Auto CEOs
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Spurious Casus Belli
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Tonkin Gulf Incident
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WMDs
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Supremely Self-satisfied Talk Show Host
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Bill O'Reilly
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Keith Olbermann
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Over-The-Top Crooked Pol
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Duke Cunningham
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Gov. Blagojevich
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Eponymous/Onomatopoeic Financial Scoundrel
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Ponzi
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Madoff (MAY-Doff)
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Martin Luther King Wept
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Sharpton
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Wright
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Fugitive
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Richard Kimball
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Osama bin Laden
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Wise Man
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Greenspan
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Buffett
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Hunky Aussie
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Russell Crowe
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Hugh Jackman
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Downed Aviator
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Amelia Earhart
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Steve Fossett
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Oxygen-Depleting,Single-NamedBlonde Divorcée
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Diana
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Madonna
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Caribbean Hell Hole
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David's Island
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Guantanamo
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Sapphic TV Personality
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Ellen de Generes
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Rachel Maddow
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Cancer Phobia
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Cell phones
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Bottled water
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UnfortunateSanguinaryPhoto Op
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Saddam Execution
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Sarah Palin at Turkey Slaughterhouse
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Illegal Substance
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Meth
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Canadian Lipitor
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Guilty Pleasure
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Downloading Napster
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Leaving Lights On
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High-minded Catchphrase
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Compassionate Conservatism
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Audacity of Hope
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Cool Brit
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Tony Blair
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Boris Johnson
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Politically Incorrect Gas guzzler
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Hummer
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Gulfstream
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Texan Wind Bag
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Ross Perot
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T. Boone Pickens
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Weirdo Actor
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Christopher Walken
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Joaquin Phoenix
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Scary Weather Event
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Perfect Storm
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Katrina
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Potty-Mouthed Illinois Pol
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Rahm Emmanuel
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Gov. Blagojevich
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Repugnant African Despot
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Idi Amin
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Robert Mugabe
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Crown Kennedy
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Ted
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Caroline
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Cupcake
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Sarah Jessica
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Jen
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$6 Million Book Advance
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Colin Powell
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Tina Fey
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Ubiquitous Historian
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Douglas Brinkley
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Niall Ferguson
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Hyper-Adoptive Actress
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Mia Farrow
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Angelina Jolie
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Tantalizing Opener
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Please to contact me most Very immediately re: $16 Mil Dollars (US) In Your Bank of Nigeria Acct!
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Creepy Pol
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Larry Craig
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Eliot Spitzer
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Village Atheist
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Madalyn Murray O'Hair
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Christopher Hitchens
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Hot Wheels
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Boxster
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Tesla
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Frigid, Cash Strapped Landmass
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Russia
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Iceland
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Presidential Reading
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My Pet Goat
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Team of Rivals
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F--- You VP
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Rockefeller
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Cheney
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Cute NASA Gizmo
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Mars Rover
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Orbiting Tool Box
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Fun Clinton
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Bill
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Hillary
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Torture Device
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Water-board
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401(k) Statement
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Chicago G-Man
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Eliot Ness
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Patrick Fitzgerald
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Hot First Lady
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Carla Sarkozy
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Michelle Obama
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Christopher Buckley’s books include Supreme Courtship, The White House Mess, Thank You for Smoking, Little Green Men, and Florence of Arabia. His journalism, satire, and criticism has appeared in The New Yorker, The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Vanity Fair, Vogue, and Esquire. He was chief speechwriter for Vice President George H.W. Bush, and the founder and editor-in-chief of Forbes FYI.









chris i do like madonna along with your blogs !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! otherwise you are pretty much on the mark !!!!!!!!!!!! chris remember noblesse oblige !!!!!!!!!!!!
President who couldn't keep zipper up: Kennedy/Clinton
Biggest nepotism: Kim Jung Sung/Caroline Kennedy
Biggest financial lie : we have world class risk management/
we have enough capital
Stupidest energy comment : oil is going to $200/bbl / peak oil
Biggest hedge fund lie: we have smart people/ we have Bernie Made-off
Biggest NYT lie : all the news fit to print / no editorial bias
Worst vice president : Nixon/Cheney
Crookiest NYC pol : Boss Tweed/ Charlie Rangel
Oddiest blonde musician : Courtney Love/ Britney Spears
Uplifting Remedy for Golden Years: Geritol/ Viagra
"Zeitgeist" is a tired 1980's clichè buzzword. Very Spy and VF of that era (though I admire the editor immensely.)
Kind of reductive - Rachel Maddow is "Sapphic"? Her being gay doesn't seem to have any bearing on why she's done well, or her job.
The reference points tossed off here seem sort of elderly, not quite with-it. The Internet moves at rapid speed, observing that Jolie likes to adopt , or Jen Aniston is cute is terrible.
Also: there are kids today who don't know what Napster was, it was that long ago.
New York senate candidate who has never held elective office, has a law degree from a prestigious law school, is an author, is devoted to children issues, has a famous last name, is closely related to a former Democratic president and is bigger than a bread box (I just threw that in): Hillary/Caroline
It felt odd that your sense of "now" and "then" changed from line to line. sometimes your "now" happened last week and other times it happened over 20 years ago. And then other times you referred to something as a "then" when it happened this year and other times when it was well over 40 years ago.
I'll take 'the number 6' for $200 ....
You are funny Buckley.
I must disagree. Christopher Walken is still the ultimate Weirdo Actor. He could eat Joaquin Phoenix for breakfast without blinking the bulging, staring, crazy eyes....
The important response to this article is to the use of the word "zeitgeist." This word has two "ei" combinations, neither of which comply with the rhyming spelling rule, "I" before "e," except after "c" or as sounded as "a" as in weigh."
There is no "c" and no "a" sound in zeitgeist. What is the point of memorizing spelling rules if words are allowed to ignore them?
Zeitgeist is a lawless word. Indeed, it does more, it flouts the laws of spelling--placing a thumb up to its nose and wiggling all of its other fingers at us. It is provocative--if you think about it. It is subversive to spelling good order and rationality.
Public officials once renamed whole people, even families, at Ellis Island if the pronunciation of their foreign names would vex Americans. Yet, we allow foreign words into our language without regard for the vexation their spelling might cause.
What kind of people are we?
New Zeitgeist is an oxymoron. In German, the word has more layers of meaning than the English translation, including the fact that Zeitgeist can only be observed for past events.
Dev
Mr. Buckley, please tell me you did NOT mis-spell "Rockefeller." What is the world coming to... Bucklay.
Really....idiotking....that's pretty good, i missed it.
Mr. Buckley...love it! As always....
as usual, i love everything you write!
Hot stuff, buddy. I hadn't kept up with your blog lately and it's just as good as ever. Super funny and ultraliterate.
Steve Kimball
Most readable current affairs satirist: Bernard Levin/Christopher Buckley.
Slippery, manipulative, opportunistic Democratic president interested only in self promotion............of you guy know.
Are you suggesting that Osama bin Laden is... a fiction?
Thank you.
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