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    Romney Pumps His Own Gas

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    For average Americans, it’s a Monday afternoon. But for the almost-presidential Mitt Romney, it’s a reminder of failure. Well, maybe not, but this unflattering Reddit image of Romney pumping gas in La Jolla—hand in pocket, disheveled hair, crazy-man eyes—really shows a different side of Mitt post-election. Apparently Romney talked to the photographer for three minutes and mentioned he’s moving to one of his La Jolla houses. It’s unclear what he thought of Twilight.

    Read it at Gawker