1. GET IT TOGETHER

    Carnival Flies Passengers Home

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    Quick! Quick! Before human feces runs down the walls! That’s probably what Carnival Cruise Lines was thinking when it made the decision to fly passengers on a cruise back to Florida when the ship lost power on Thursday. The Carnival Dream's generator failed while docked in the Caribbean. Of course, the toilets stopped working immediately, and no one was allowed to leave. One passenger angrily emailed that the situation was going on for seven hours. Hopefully, this won’t get as sticky as the disaster in the Gulf of Mexico last month.

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