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    Weiner Calls Opponent ‘Grandpa’

    New York mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner, center, listens during a meeting with leaders from the South and East Asian communities in Queens, on Friday Aug. 2, 2013 in New York.  Weiner was at the top of the Democratic polls last month only to fall after the recent sexting revelations.   (AP Photo/Bebeto Matthews)

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    There aren’t even any jokes left at this point. Anthony Weiner called one of his opponents “Grandpa” Tuesday night during a mayoral forum ... sponsored by AARP. The exchange got heated between Weiner and longshot candidate George McDonald after Weiner put his hands on McDonald’s chest as he walked by, with McDonald saying, “Don’t you ever put your hands on me again.” “What’s gonna happen if I do?” Weiner asked. “You have anger issues.” McDonald denied it, and Weiner then reportedly responded: “Yes, you do, Grandpa.” McDonald used most of the debate to attack Weiner, claiming that he has better morals than Weiner and that he’s “embarrassed” to tell his 10-year-old granddaughter why Weiner is famous. McDonald could use the phrase he used last week, when he called Weiner a “self-pleasuring freak.”

    At a forum sponsored by AARP.

    Anthony Weiner calls his opponent "Grandpa" at a mayoral forum.

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