1. All Dogs Go to Heaven

    Sarah Silverman Will Make You Cry

    CULVER CITY, CA - AUGUST 25:  Comedienne Sarah Silverman attends The Comedy Central Roast of James Franco at Culver Studios on August 25, 2013 in Culver City, California. The Comedy Central Roast Of James Franco will air on September 2 at 10:00 p.m. ET/PT.  (Photo by Jason Merritt/Getty Images for Comedy Central)

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    They say that comedy is tragedy plus time. So hang in there, Sarah Silverman. The comedian penned an obituary to her dog, Duck, whom she was forced to put down this week, and shared it with her fans Wednesday night. It is beautiful. You will cry. She recounted her final moments with Duck: “I held him close—in our usual spoon position and stroked him. I told him how loved he was, and thanked him for giving me such happiness and for his unwavering companionship and love.” Duck was 19.

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