We weren’t aware Tori Spelling was even acquainted with Katie Holmes, but apparently she is mortally offended with her. In her new memoir, Spelling It Like It Is, Spelling details the first time she ever met Holmes, back when Holmes was on a popular teen show. “Dawson’s Creek Katie was exactly what you’d expect. She was wearing jeans and a tank top. Her hair was down.” Ten years later though, Spelling’s impression of Holmes was shattered when she ran into her outside their vocal coach’s studio and Holmes didn’t seem eager to catch up. Spelling says she then tried to make conversation by saying she has kids around Suri’s age, but Holmes didn’t seem to be aware Spelling had kids. “And then we just stood there. She was just plastic. In a perfectly polite way. My pits were drenched. I never sweat…it was that awkward. I thought, I know you’re not a robot because you can’t sing for s--t.” Thanks for the armpit sweat detail, Tori.