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Courtney Love, John Mayer & More Twitter Overshares (Photos)

Diddy goes tantric, Ke$ha’s sick snapshot, and more tweeted horrors. By Anna Klassen.

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When is 140 characters way too much? From Diddy touting tantric sex to bathroom play-by-play from Ashton Kutcher and Katy Perry, a look at celebrities’ tweeted horrors.

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Rosie Pope

This Mother’s Day, Pregnant in Heels star Rosie Pope gave birth to a baby girl, Vivienne Madison. But unlike most mothers who like to give birth behind closed doors, Pope gave the entire world a play-by-play of her birthing experience via Twitter. From her first contractions, “Ahhhhh these contractions are so bad, I’ve asked for the epidural but it’s not working... please start working!” to updates of how far she’d dilated (“9cm...holy moly pushing in 30 mins...so emotional”)—her constant tweets were more than any of her followers had bargained for. At one point, her husband took over, tweeting: “Rosie now itching legs, nausea coming on strong.” Congrats to Pope for delivering a healthy baby girl, but if another pregnancy occurs, we’d prefer her to leave the social media at home. What other stars have TMI’ed on Twitter?

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Jessica Simpson

Repeat TMI offender Jessica Simpson tweeted this while at the gym:  “On my way to workout with my trainer. everytime we have to do squats and he yells at me ‘get lower like you’re in the club.’ I don’t squat in the club unless I’m peeing,” the Chicken of the Sea ponderer tweeted. And later, “dear elderly man at the gym: its hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts.”

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John Mayer

“Your Body Is a Wonderland” singer John Mayer tweeted about his personal hygiene methods:  “I’m getting my bikini wax for the Mayercraft Carrier. Should I go with heart or lightning bolt?” And then once more, about some other “news” involving John Jr. “BREAKING CELEBRITY NEWS: I was sitting with my legs crossed for too long and my penis fell asleep.” 

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Ryan Seacrest

Feeling frisky, the usually mild-mannered TV personality tweeted this after a taping of ‘American Idol’: “caught simon off camera checking out paula’s puppies a couple times last night.”

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Ashton Kutcher

Former That ‘70s Show actor Ashton Kutcher tweeted about religion, sort of: “Stomach flu, Be gone! Who can say that they’ve thrown up and had diarrhea at their rabbi’s house? 2 pts for me.”

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Kirstie Alley

Weight-loss champ Kirstie Alley tweeted about her oh-so-clever nickname for her lady bits, “Although no one has asked I like this new name for a vagina..A POLLY WOG..yes I tried that term out today and got good feed back..YOU?”

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Diddy

Diddy isn’t saving himself for marriage, publicly detailing his sexcapades via social media: “Having tantric sex!!!! I feel so much better.!!! Thank you.” Curious to know a) who he’s thanking and b) who he’s… never mind.

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Kelly Osbourne

Recently purple-haired lady Kelly Osbourne has some dietary restrictions, which she decided to share with her almost 2 million followers: “Note to self never eat never eat beats they make you fart!!!!!!!!!!! Why wont it stop I’m so embarrassed!!!”

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Joel Madden

A serial oversharer, singer Joel Madden has tweeted several things we wished not to visualize: “BTW why did i wake up today with balls drawn on my face? @nicolerichie” he asked of his wife. He also shared a definition that many people may have been unfamiliar with: “bonerstyle—something that is so cool or has so much style it causes an actual erection. no bonerstyle—the exact opposite”

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Courtney Love

Singer Courtney Love shared one of her fantasies about a fellow singer via Twitter:  “but like say your fucking @johncmayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times.”

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Katy Perry

“The One That Got Away” singer Katy Perry overshared about a particular time of the month on her Twitter account: “ur gonna make me cry. Maybe that’s my period tho. THAT’S RIGHT IM BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz.”

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Ke$ha

Tweeting about peeing in the street would have been bad enough, but “Blow” singer Ke$ha posted a photo of herself doing the dirty deed.

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Lenny Kravitz

We knew Hunger Games cameo Lenny Kravitz is in shape, but this self-portrait he tweeted of himself took “buns of steel” to a new level.