Adult population (metro area): 4,684,470
Consider themselves to be funny: 26%
Watch primetime comedy TV shows: 34%
Watch syndicated comedy TV shows: 45%
Usually watch comedic movies: 45%
Went to a comedy club 3+ times in the last year: 1.7%
Local punch line: You know you’re in D.C. if you pay more money in parking tickets in a year than you do in medical bills, college costs, and rent combined.