This just about tops the list of “Most Bizarre Crime Stories Ever.” Police are still investigating the grisly case of the “Miami Zombie,” a naked man who was caught eating another naked man’s face and gouging his eyes out on the side of a major Miami highway in broad daylight last Saturday afternoon. When an officer approached, “the guy just stood…with pieces of flesh in his mouth,” a witness told reporters, adding that after the officer struck him the man just growled and continued eating the man’s face. Another cop arrived on the scene and shot dead the highway cannibal, who was identified Monday as Rudy Eugene, 31, and had been arrested seven other times over the past five years for misdemeanor charges. Police had previously theorized that his attack was motivated by “cocaine psychosis,” but an emergency room doctor speculated that his zombie-like feeding frenzy was spurred by consuming bath salts, a hallucinogenic drug that looks remarkably like the spa product it’s nicknamed after. Eugene’s victim, 65-year-old Ronald Poppo, has allegedly been homeless for decades and is still recovering in the hospital after losing a reported 80 percent of his face.