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11 Wackiest Royal Baby Items

The royal baby hasn’t even been in the world for a day, and already hundreds of retailers are jumping on the bandwagon with cringeworthy marketing tricks. From mugs to onesies, soccer outfits to—yes—even beer, we’ve picked the most outrageous royal-baby-themed merch.

The royal baby boy hasn't even been in the world for a day, and already hundreds of retailers are jumping on the bandwagon with cringe-worthy marketing tricks. From mugs to onesies, soccer outfits to -- yes-- even beer, we've picked the most outrageous Royal Baby-themed merch.

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Baby Bibs

Since the royal baby’s been stealing the spotlight from everyone else in the family, it’s only right that he show some love on his bib

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Kicking and Screaming

One of Prince William’s favorite football clubs, Aston Villa, has made a mini jersey fit for the new prince. He can’t even walk yet, but there's no doubt he'll be a football fan someday soon. 

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Mini Royal Guard

The Royal Collection Trust Shop sells this guardsman sleep suit complete with a bearskin hat. We're not sure how well a baby would sleep in a hat like that, but he sure would look cute. 

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Keep Calm

Most of the time, the British are pretty good at keeping calm. But many could have heeded this advice today: "Keep Calm It's a Royal Baby." 

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My Great-Grandma Rules

Every child boasts that their great-grandama rules, but only the royal baby can say that literally

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Cheers!

Toast the royal baby with this limited-edition Windsor Cot brew by the Windsor & Eton Brewery. Only 300 bottles will be made, and pubs will have special pump clips with “it's a boy” toppers.

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‘Shh! Don't Wake the Royal Baby’

How is the royal baby supposed to sleep with all that commotion happening outside the hospital? Shh! Don't Wake the Royal Baby is a well-timed children's book by author Martha Mumford. 

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Boys Wear Booties

The gift shop at Highgrove Gardens, the country home of Prince Charles, sells these patriotic booties

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The Royal Baby ‘Sick Bag’

If the emotional stress of all this royal baby commotion has got you feeling queasy, here's a royal barf bag to keep handy.

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Silver Spoon

Of course the royal baby is going to be fed with a silver spoon starting from from the day he's born. Here's hoping it doesn't go to his head.