Madge, Guy Ready For Battle

In this corner: Madonna, who just hired Fiona Shackleton, the so-called “Steel Magnolia” known for representing Paul McCartney. In the other corner: Guy Ritchie, who has retained the firm of the lawyer who won the largest divorce settlement in British history. Sounds fun, no? But according to the Daily Mail, the Madge-Ritchie divorce will not be about money. It will be about the children, whom Madonna wants to move to New York. Ritchie—apparently dissed by the singer as “emotionally retarded” the other night—would prefer to keep them in tiny London private schools.