Dennis Rodman is going to train the North Korean basketball team for the Olympics. In a press conference Monday morning, the former NBA star and current Kim Jong-un BFF said he would work to “bridge a gap” between North Korea and the U.S. “Sports is the No. 1 thing in the world that keep people together,” Rodman remarked. He’s also planning a special basketball tournament in honor of Kim’s birthday—the Korean Ministry of Sports will be footing the bill. When asked which five dictators he would pick for his starting lineup, Rodman responded, “This is not a joke.” Really?
