Amanda Bynes Asks Drake to Murder Her Vagina and Other WTF Tweets

Come, take a tour through the Amanda Bynes Twitter Hall of Shame.

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The most interesting thing about Amanda Bynes—and there are many, many things competing for that superlative—is her Twitter account. She retired from acting through it: “I know 24 is a young age to retire but you heard it here first I’ve #retired.” (Her tweet minutes before: “I like black men I’m very attracted to them just fyi.”) She’s appealed to the president to get her out of a drunk driving charge. “Hey @BarackObama…I don’t drink. Please fire the cop who arrested me. I also don’t hit and run. The end.”

There was a dark period between September 2010 and November 2012 when the former Nickelodeon actress deleted her iconic Twitter account (flowers died; children wept; a brisk, ominous chill enveloped the land). Now it’s back, better, and as batshit as ever. Proof: a tweet Thursday night that quickly went viral in which Bynes invited a rapper to assassinate her hooha.

Yes, “I want @drake to murder my vagina.” Someone needs to get that in needlepoint on a throw pillow stat. Wonderfully, horrifyingly, hilariously, it’s only the latest of Bynes’s odd tweets. Here, a walk back through the Amanda Bynes Twitter Hall of Shame.

What is there to say about this that hasn’t already been said? (And a lot was said.)

Amanda Bynes, inventor of the phrase “laugh out loud out loud out loud.” *proud* indeed.

Xoxo, Human Brat Doll

Who is and what does that look like? This is important.


Amanda. Amaaaanda. AmANda. AmanDA. Amahhnda. Is it love yet?

Ugh, we’re having a total cheat day. (Sat down for three minutes earlier. Yes, so much shame…)

Yes, Amanda Bynes taking gymnastics does sound terrifying. Bwaha is right.


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This was posted right after her invitation to Drake to commit homicide on her vagina. It could not have been a more brilliant follow up. Well played, Ms. Bynes. Well played.