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Hey Lance! Take It From Me: Prison’s a Bitch.

GAME OVER

You’re going to prison, buddy, so you might as well get used to it. Mansfield Frazier tells Lance Armstrong to take his advice on how to get it over with as quickly as possible.

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Riccardo S. Savi/Gatty

You had to know this was coming.

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Lance Armstrong may have thought his little Tour de Oprah would set him on the road to redemption (and, more important, to reinstatement in the world of competitive racing), but there were so many inconsistencies and omissions in his “admissions” that he’d have to...

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