This Is Trump’s Life Now if the Golden Escalator Had Failed
SLIDING DOORSEver imagine that THAT day 10 years ago had been different? If you do, Mr. President, here it is.
All the MAGA Musicals Trump’s Kennedy Center Could Perform
RAINDROPS ON ROSESThe hills are alive with the sound of… grumbling Republicans, apparently.
Read More Totally Real Top Secret Trump Admin Group Texts
‘SIRI, DIET COKE’It’s past time Trump’s Cabinet lost their cellphone privileges, clearly.
An Important Message From the ‘White Lotus’ Crisis PR Team
DEATH IN PARADISEPlease don’t let those unfortunate murders detract from our new drinks menu at the swim-up bar.
How to Learn How to Run The Government: Go To Sleepaway Camp
COUNSELOR-IN-CHIEFElon Musk’s hobby of breaking things—and claiming he fixed them—has now reached the upper echelons of the federal government.
The Pope Has Made a Powerful Enemy in ‘Vinegar Faced’ Nuns
CONFESSION TIMEA little hearsay between sisters is nun-ya business, Pope Francis.
What the F*** Is the Trump Admin’s Problem With Dogs?
DOG EAT DOGDonald Trump is one of very few U.S. presidents not to have a dog in the White House. Now, he is stacking his Cabinet with others who have their own controversies with man’s best friend.
How to Talk to Your Trumpy Relatives Over Thanksgiving
'TIS THE SEASONBake bread together and break bread together. And don’t break anything else.
All the Sex Scandals (Maybe?) in Trump’s New Cabinet
DEPLORABLESA handy guide, that is. Not a handsy guide.
I’m Voting Harris Not Because She Deserves it But Because I Do
WE DESERVE BETTERI deserve many of the things that Kamala Harris is proposing and we all deserve a break from Donald Trump.