I was willing to entertain the fantasy that Trump—a man devoid of compassion, obsessed with materialism and himself—might change after the rally shooting. Well, I’m an idiot.
Michael Ian Black is an actor, comedian, and writer who also thinks the government is lying about UFOs.
I am grateful that Trump wasn’t killed or seriously injured. I am hopeful for his newfound belief in unity. However, I am extremely doubtful that his deeds will match his words.
The list of finalists reads like a who’s who of Trump sycophancy—a bevy of candidates who have earned every punch on their hypocrisy sandwich card.
The Joe Biden at that CNN debate is somebody I’ve never met, and somebody I would be nervous about leaving unattended in front of a microwave oven, let alone the nuclear football.
No one’s minds will be changed by this silly spectacle, so we’ll just have to enjoy the dark comedy of it all.
If the deranged, felonious ex-president doesn’t haunt your dreams and make you fear for the future of America, you’re doing it wrong.
New recordings of Martha-Ann Alito show she’s triggered by Pride flags and takes pride in her German sense of vengeance. Of course she does.
Republicans are still having a tantrum over their hero Trump’s felony convictions, while Democrats shrug at the trumped-up charges against the president’s son.
Constitutionality aside, why drag this thing out another five months—just so disengaged “undecideds” can make up their minds?
We might as well prepare ourselves now for a not guilty verdict, and for what Trump could do if he wins back the White House.