Bizarre 2016 Campaign Swag
Ted Cruz Christmas sweaters, anyone?
For the sweet price of 65 bucks, you can give grandma this sweater featuring Sen. Cruz's disembodied face getting attacked by two freedom-snakes as it floats above the White House.
Merry Christmas!
via TedCruz.org
For if you love your dog, and if your dog thinks John McCain is a coward.
via donaldjtrump.com
No.
shop.hillaryclinton.com
As you and the family (and Rand) celebrate Festivus, consider this starter pack for the budding civil libertarians in your extended family.
store.randpaul.com
Comes with a free wiping cloth! LOL get it? Your kids will love it.
store.randpaul.com
When you want your Prius to #FeelTheBern.
store.berniesanders.com
The sort of sandals fit for the Best-Dressed Man in Washington, D.C.
store.randpaul.com
The perfect stocking stuffer—especially as a companion to the crucifixion-heavy anti-ISIS coloring books that your children have been begging you for.
TedCruz.org
Oh FFS.
shop.hillaryclinton.com
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