Gagger

Celeb-for-a-Day

Remember when everyone was supposed to be famous for 15 minutes? Nowadays, you can pay just for the illusion of that quarter hour. Celeb 4 a Day sells the “celebrity” experience—a limousine, a publicist, a bodyguard, and a handful of paparazzi who follow you around, shouting your name and asking intrusive questions. Packages range anywhere from $730 (four paparazzi for 30 minutes) to $3,000 (six paparazzi for two hours). The company has offices in Austin, Los Angeles, San Francisco, and New York.