Dear Graduates of the Class of 2014,
Screw you.
If there’s one thing I hope you take away from my commencement address this morning, it’s that.
Screw. You.

There are two reasons I began my speech that way.
Dear Graduates of the Class of 2014,
Screw you.
If there’s one thing I hope you take away from my commencement address this morning, it’s that.
Screw. You.
There are two reasons I began my speech that way.