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D.C. Congresswoman Swears She Didn’t Let a Pack of Zebras Loose
‘MY ALIBI IS SOLID’
The five zebras have not yet been accounted for, and it could take up to a week to recapture them.
Corbin Bolies
Media Reporter
Published
Sep. 10 2021
12:28PM EDT
Ishara Kodikara/AFP via Getty
Corbin Bolies
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