‘THE LEAST OF IT’
Capitol Riots
PLEASE HELP ME!
URGENT BUSINESS
HARD TIME
He’s been told to report to a Miami prison on March 19.
HOLD MY BEER
As he left, Miles Adkins could be heard repeatedly yelling “Let’s go get a beer, let’s go get a beer,” according to the affidavit.
CAUGHT THE CLAPP
Cameron Clapp, who lost both legs and his right arm after being struck by a train as a teenager, was inside the U.S. Capitol for approximately four minutes on Jan. 6, 2021.
PEANUT GALLERY
The comments were the latest display of the Georgia congresswoman’s ignorance.
‘OUR HOUSE’
Sandra Lee Hodges, 61, insists she was simply “sucked into the building.”
NO LESSONS LEARNED
Remember the guy who brought a samurai sword to a Philly vote-counting site? Yeah, he’s with the truckers.
‘WASN’T GOOD’
But Duong Dai Luu allegedly admitted he knew better than to break into its hallowed halls.