ELON SAYS SO LONG
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DOSE OF REALITY
POSTING THROUGH IT
Trump loves this gubernatorial candidate, despite the liability he poses from his well-documented history of bonkers comments. “It’s not great,” a Trumpworld source fretted.
KUMBAYA
While Haley officially kissed Trump’s ring, she emphasized that the ex-president still needs to compete for her voters. That’s where this pro-Biden Republican comes in.
YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
The potential spoiler candidate has an uphill climb to qualify for CNN’s big debate, but if he manages to get in, he’d be like a “hand grenade,” one GOP strategist said.
‘UNDERMINES DEMOCRACY’
The brain worm survivor, who is polling in the low double digits nationally, claims the top two candidates are scared of letting him on the debate stage because he’d win.
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BIG GULP
Eight years after feuding with Trump about their relative penis sizes, Rubio is trying to glad-hand his way into The Donald’s veep slot.
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THIRD PARTY FOUL
Kennedy’s recent appearance at a “medical freedom conference” in New York was organized by a group with real connections to the 2020 election denial movement.
DEBASER
On a pair of high-profile occasions, Trump got crosswise with his MAGA base. It’s not accidental.