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        White Rice Matters and Other Products From MAGA Goya

        OH BOYA!

        These new special-edition products will only be available through Election Day, sources say.

        Bob Eckstein

        Updated Jul. 20, 2020 12:05PM ET / Published Jul. 17, 2020 4:05AM ET 
        opinion

        Bob Eckstein

        Many wondered whether a straight-faced Robert Unanue, Goya CEO, was being sarcastic or not when he declared in the Rose Garden that America is, “truly blessed… to have a leader like President Trump” But Unanue seemed to tip his hand when he compared Trump, a deranged sociopath liar, to his Spanish immigrant grandfather who’d founded the company. 

        Any doubts about that were to put to rest today, when the company announced a new line of wickedly sneering products that seems certain to derail any potential Goycott.

        More importantly, according to White House insiders, the move will also avert any future Ivanka glamour shots with her illegally showcasing her cans of beans.

          Bob Eckstein

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