ROTTEN LUCK

Grinch Dishes Out Onions to Lousy Florida Driver

There’s a new sheriff patrolling one Florida town’s school zones, and he’s here to issue speeding citations in the form of smelly, spoiled onions. Not only that, but this vegetable-toting defender of the law is doing so all while dressed as none other than Dr. Seuss’s infamous character, the Grinch. The point? To create a memorable way of getting people to slow down in school zones. If caught traveling less than five miles over the speed limit, the choice is yours. For the serious speedsters, however, the punishment is not up for debate.