Kash Patel’s cute kiddies’ books about “King” Donald Trump and the mischievous plot to elect “Sleepy Joe” ahead of the royal ruler are selling for $50 online and the price may go up if the MAGA princeling is confirmed as expected as the new FBI Director. The bump in the cost of the paperback version of ThePlotAgainsttheKing2000Mules from the regular retail price of $19.99 on Amazon is because it comes complete with Patel’s moniker on the Premiere Collectibles website. It seems a little much for the kids’ pocket money, despite the pledge to teach lessons in “fairness, integrity, and most of all: the importance of being truthful.” The kid-friendly telling of the 2020 election “steal” certainly has an impeccable recommendation from the trilogy’s hero, the president himself, who gushes: “This book should be in every school in the country.” For another $50, The Plot Against the King 3: The Return of the King, is also featured on the collector’s site. No doubt Patel will have to settle for his usual royalty but he might enjoy the bump for the book. “This fun story is a great way to start a conversation with your kids about the election. It’s also the perfect gag gift for a liberal friend or family member!”