OUR GIRL DONE GOOD
Bobby Jindal
BATON ROUGE BADDIES
Operation: Get Noticed
Banking off his attack Tuesday on Trump and Carson (‘I’ve had it’), the formerly amiable Ohio governor went straight for the billionaire’s jugular at the CNBC debate.
OUR BODIES
Bobby Jindal is barely a blip in the primary polls and will leave the Louisiana governor’s mansion next year, but his anti-abortion legacy will last long after him.
OWN GOAL
Muslim Americans are a natural fit for the GOP. But as the recent attacks on Carly Fiorina show, they’re not over Islamophobic rhetoric.
‘War on the Vulnerable’
Bobby Jindal says he wants mayors of sanctuary cities for illegal immigrants to be ‘criminally liable.’ One such mayor says Jindal is ‘trying to incite the mob.’
Lo-o-ong Trail
Three piped-in senators. Rick Perry calling the moderator the wrong name. And no future President Trump. Monday night’s forum is a sad harbinger of an epically painful primary season.
EPIDEMIC
A gunman opened fire inside a movie theater in Lafayette, Louisiana, last night. The police chief says three people are dead.
Sell, Sell, Sell
When Lindsey Graham smashed his cellphone in scorning homage to Trump, it certainly livened up the field of cloying GOP campaign videos.