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The Republican nominee made an appearance blocks away from New York University, where his son Barron just started his freshman year.
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It was supposed to be the teen’s first major speaking role in public.
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The former president spent the first half of a 30-minute interview recounting the recent assassination attempt at his golf course in Florida.
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Supporters who spend at least $1,485 on Trump’s new NFT trading cards will get a cut of the “knockout suit” he wore during his June debate with Joe Biden.
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It remains unclear what form “The DeFiant Ones” will actually take.
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Some critics alleged the “Moneyball” author had been too sympathetic to Bankman-Fried in his book about the disgraced former billionaire.
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