“Her videos are so much dumber than stepmother porn,” the late-night host said before publicly embarrassing the Colorado congresswoman even further.
“This could be bad for Donald Trump,” the host said on Tuesday of the “late night request” that the former president lost this week.
“It’s interesting because not only is Ted Cruz vaccinated himself, Ted Cruz was born with an immunity that protects him from contracting any friends,” joked Kimmel.
“The only thing worse than not getting vaccinated when you’re in close contact with other people is letting them think you’re vaccinated when you’re not,” the late-night host said.
“You’re gonna find this hard to believe,” the late-night host told his viewers. “He didn’t show.”
“Did Nancy Pelosi write this for him?” the late-night host asked of Trump’s latest self-own.
“You don’t seem to be having a great time,” Jimmy Kimmel said of the viral photo in which the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” star could be seen plugging his ears.