DON’T DRIVE THE TOUR BUS
Justin Timberlake
DOUBLE STANDARD
ATTORNEY TO THE STARS
OPENING UP
Justin Timberlake was reportedly spotted finishing other people’s drinks at a hotel bar before getting behind the wheel of his car.
‘CRY ME A RIVER’
Meanwhile, a rep for Timberlake’s attorney says the lawyer “looks forward to vigorously defending” the singer and will “have a lot to say at the appropriate time.”
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‘IT’S ALL ALCOHOL’
We now know the martini Timberlake was drinking the night of his arrest for driving while intoxicated is “equivalent to a double of just about any other cocktail.”
‘US AT OUR WORST’
“I don’t know that the guy did it,” the former CNN host said at one point during his rant.
‘WHAT GOES AROUND’
Social media was flooded Tuesday with jokes mocking Timberlake for his DWI arrest, as if the incident was some sort of karmic payback for his past sins against Janet and Britney.
BRINGING MESSY BACK
Justin Timberlake is not the only member of the Mickey Mouse Club to run afoul of the law.
CRY ME A RIVER
The Suffolk County District Attorney’s Office confirmed to The Daily Beast that the singer will return to court on July 26.