PUTIN HIS PLACEPutin Hit With Humiliating Dressing Down on World StageHe’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy. Harry Thompson
SWOON!Fawning Trump, 80, Thirsting Over Men on World StageTrump called one leader “the most beautiful looking man” and recounted a hotel meet-cute with another.Farrah Tomazin
LEFT BEHINDTrump Humiliated by Allies While He’s Busy Starting a WarCanada has made another move to counter his tariffs.Janna Brancolini
TALL TALETrump Goon’s Story About World Leader Branded Total BSForeign officials poked holes in the White House narrative about MAGA failing to strike a trade deal with India.Will Neal
HE WENT THEREOh, No! Trump, 79, Attempts Indian Accent on Asia TourThe president went into full embarrassing grandpa mode at a summit in Gyeongju, South Korea.Isabel van Brugen
LOST IN VOICEMAILWorld Leader Finally Picks Up the Phone for Giddy TrumpThe prime minister had reportedly ignored Donald Trump’s calls for months. Erkki Forster
OpinionIGNORANCE IS BLISSDonald Trump’s Presidency Is Making America IrrelevantForeign leaders—along with those here at home—have concluded that the only way to live with Trump is to learn to live without him.David Rothkopf
CAST ASIDEThis Is How Trump Just Got Triply Humiliated: Political GuruVladimir Putin, Kim Jong Un, and other world leaders made the president’s “back-to-school week” rough, David Rothkopf explains on The Daily Beast Podcast.William Vaillancourt
AND RISINGTrump Enemy John Bolton Reveals America’s ‘Main Threat’The president’s former national security adviser is warning of a hardening alliance of authoritarian world powers. Erkki Forster
I WANNA HOLD YOUR HANDPutin Awkwardly Holds Hands With Leader at Anti-West SummitThe Russian president was eager to show off his new besties to the world during a meeting in China.Tom Sanders
LEFT HANGINGWorld Leader Refuses to Take Trump’s Calls After Ugly SpatExperts called the souring of the relationship between India and the U.S. “head-spinning.”Janna Brancolini