Ron Paul

When it comes to my presidential vote, there’s no way it’s going to these lesser/greater evils. Vote for the loser—he’ll never let you down.

Rand Paul kicked off his campaign with a promise to bring new people into the party with his liberty-laden message. But as his message moderated, his followers fell away, leaving him with no path to the GOP nomination.

Rand’s phone banking posse in the final hours before the caucuses included an Aussie and a conspiracy theorist who thinks the Clintons are actually evil.

’Tis the season for awkward pandering.

The senator should be killing it in the land of libertarians—yet he continues to fall further and further behind. But at recent campaign events, it’s hard to tell if he even cares.

Hot off his surprise interview with the reclusive Matt Drudge, the excited radio host texts to say he thinks Clinton is ‘too corrupt and evil’ for the presidency—and Paul is his man.

The trolliest Republican presidential candidate needs attention, so he released an ad comparing D.C. to a jiggle joint.