ONE STAR REVIEWWolf Blitzer Throws Shade at Trump Over His Public MeltdownThe CNN anchor delivered his verdict on the evening. Erkki Forster
BIG WOOF‘Hero’ Wolf Blitzer Roasted by Puppet After Dinner Shooting“The Daily Show” correspondent was unimpressed with Blitzer’s shoeless reporting.Eboni Boykin-Patterson
‘VERY SERIOUS WEAPON’Wolf Blitzer Describes WHCA Dinner Shooting Second by Second“All of a sudden, I start hearing gunshots, in the hall, right near me,” the 78-year-old journalist told his colleagues. Allison Quinn
CALLED OUTDHS Goon Backed Into Corner Over Vile Insult to Dead WomanMcLaughlin came unglued defending ICE’s deadly actions in Minneapolis.Annabella Rosciglione
‘NOT MY FRIEND’Dem Defends Texts With 'Constituent' Jeffrey EpsteinDel. Stacey Plaskett said texting a criminal doesn’t mean they’re your friend. Adam Downer
RISE AND SHINEWolf Blitzer Pushed to Morning Show in Massive CNN ShakeupThe long-tenured anchor will co-host a new show with Pamela Brown.Grace Harrington
SEEN ENOUGHCNN Cuts Away From Trump’s ‘Very Weird Statements’The network stopped broadcasting Trump’s speech shortly after he started mocking ABC debate moderator David Muir’s hair.Dan Ladden-Hall
‘UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL’Jane Fonda: I’m Older Than Biden and He’s ‘Just Fine’The 86-year-old actress and activist gave a full-throated defense of the president’s age on CNN. Matt Wilstein
FLIP-FLOPHow J.D. Vance Became the GOP’s Favorite StoogeThe Ohio senator was the go-to person for pro-Trump “sham” trial talking points as Trump’s hush money trial wore on.Eboni Boykin-Patterson
‘DEFINITION OF FASCISM’CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Corners JD Vance on Trump Guilty VerdictBlitzer also confronted the Ohio senator on his claim that Trump supporters “are not violent people,” reminding him that a MAGA mob stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6.Justin Baragona
GET WELL SOONCNN’s Wolf Blitzer ‘Fine’ After Getting Sick Mid-ShowThe veteran anchor appeared on the verge of vomiting midway through his broadcast on Thursday, prompting the network to abruptly cut away and replace him with another host.Justin Baragona