On the eve of her most recent jaunt to rehab, Lindsay Lohan spoke to Piers Morgan for the Daily Mail, telling him that she’s done cocaine only “maybe four or five times,” that the lowest point in her life was the look on her mother’s face when Lohan was hauled off to jail—and the happiest moment of her life was the day she got the Parent Trap role. Lohan said the first time she had a drink was when she was 17 years old—and “Mom made me sleep with vomit still on me so I’d understand how it felt”—and insists she’s never had a drinking problem. And in case you were wondering, Lohan dishes a little on ex Samantha Ronson, calling the relationship “toxic” and adding “her family controlled everything she did.”