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Mitt: I Won’t Be Watching Ann’s Horse

Claims to have little knowledge of dressage.

Take that, elitists! Mitt Romney may have spent huge chunks of change on his wife Ann’s dressage horse, which is set to compete in the Olympics, but he sure as hell won’t be watching it when it does. That’s what he told Brian Williams on Friday, at least. “I have to tell you,” Romney said in the interview, “this is Ann’s sport. I am not even sure what day the sport goes on. She will get the chance to see it. I will not be watching the event. I hope her horse does well.” This despite the fact that Romney has talked about picking out music for the horse’s competitions in the past, and was caught on-camera talking to Sean Hannity about the finer points of equine ownership before taping an interview with him in February.