If you were John Wayne, this is the $30 million ranch you’d buy to host the perfect Thanksgiving. It’s got everything a modern-day cowboy could need: 48 acres of land (gated to keep the riffraff out, of course), a beautiful lakefront view, a fierce name (Thunder Ranch, if you please), and a space to park your 21st-century horse—a helicopter. This lakeside ranch is a fall palace fit for the Duke.