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Pentagon Pete’s Own Troops Ridicule His Rebrand With Dark New Nickname

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The self-proclaimed “secretary of war” has unwittingly handed his subordinates all the ammunition they need to blast him behind his back.

President Donald Trump’s defense secretary has overseen so many alleged atrocities that his department has earned a horrifying new nickname from the people who work there.

“I know active-duty Marines who now refer to Pete Hegseth’s department as the Department of War Crimes,” Rep. Seth Moulton, himself a Marine combat veteran, told MS NOW.

“That’s because they do things like this, destroy civilian infrastructure, which, just to be clear, is a war crime,” the Massachusetts Democrat went on, referring to Trump’s intention, announced Wednesday, to begin targeting Iranian civilian energy infrastructure as part of the his war on Iran.

U.S. Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth holds a briefing with Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff General Dan Caine, amid the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran, at the Pentagon in Washington, D.C., U.S., March 19, 2026. REUTERS/Evan Vucci
Hegseth’s conduct in office has earned him the dubious honor of presiding over the “Department of War Crimes.” Evan Vucci/Reuters

“It’s meant to hurt civilians,” Moulton went on. “This is the same stuff we criticized Vladimir Putin for doing in Ukraine.”

The “Department of War Crimes” moniker combines Hegseth’s rebrand of the Department of Defense as the “Department of War” with the accusations he has faced of carrying out war crimes and other violations of international law in pursuit of the president’s foreign policy agenda.

That has included launching major U.S. airstrikes between March and April of last year against targets in Yemen that allegedly hit residential buildings and other civilian infrastructure, with reports of at least 224 non-combatants killed and hundreds more injured.

Trump is sending mixed messages on Iran.  Photo by Brendan SMIALOWSKI / AFP via Getty Images.
The defense secretary has been accused of multiple illegal acts in carrying out the president’s aggressive new foreign policy turn. Brendan Smialowski/AFP via Getty Images

Legal experts have also questioned the constitutionality of Hegseth’s strikes against Iranian nuclear facilities, which Trump ordered last June, as well as the legality under both domestic and international law of multiple strikes against alleged narco-trafficking vessels in the Caribbean, during which Hegseth is accused of issuing an illegal no-survivors attack order.

Hegseth has come under further fire after Trump launched a lightning invasion of Venezuela earlier in January as well as the president’s war against Iran, both without congressional authorization.

A view of a residential building damaged by a strike, amid the U.S.-Israeli conflict with Iran, in Tehran, Iran, March 27, 2026.
About 1,600 people are said to have been killed in Iran since the war broke out, including at least 244 children. Majid Asgaripour/WANA (West Asia News Agency) via Reuters

Well over a thousand civilians have been killed in the latter conflict, more than a hundred of them children who died after what’s believed to have been a U.S. missile hit a school in the south of the country.

Nor is it the only nickname Hegseth has earned for himself, with reports now suggesting Pentagon staffers have taken to calling him “Dumb McNamara” behind his back.

While Vietnam-era Defense Secretary Robert McNamara managed to maintain his reputation as a brilliant analytical mind even as he sent thousands of troops to the slaughter, the former Fox & Friends Weekend host is regarded as having the same appetite for escalation without quite the same intellectual credentials.

John F. Kennedy and Robert McNamara.
Robert McNamara was secretary of defense under Presidents John F. Kennedy and Lyndon Johnson at the height of the Cold War. Alfred Eisenstaedt/Time Life Pictures/Getty Images

It remains unclear whether the brutal new nicknames are in any way related to Hegseth’s purge of DOD top brass Thursday.

Asked for comment by the Daily Beast, a spokesperson referred to remarks made by Hegseth at a press conference earlier in March: “They target civilians,” the defense secretary said of Iran. “We do not, and I can tell you this administration and this Pentagon focuses on that very, very closely.”

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