Russian Lawmaker Wants a ‘Squadron of Eagles’ to Take Out Ukraine Drones
Honestly, it might be the least insane response to Wednesday’s Kremlin drone “attack.”

Reuters
A Russian lawmaker has come up with a brilliant idea to prevent any further drone “attacks” on the Kremlin: keeping a “squadron of eagles” nearby that are trained to swoop in and intercept any pesky flying objects. Alexei Zhuravlyov, the first deputy chair of the State Duma’s Defense Committee, floated the idea in comments to Russia’s RIA Novosti. “In order to protect against future attacks by Ukrainian drones in Russia, it is necessary to form a squadron of eagle drone interceptors at the Kremlin and in other places,” he said. Lest anyone think Zhuravlyov’s proposal was the least violent response to the alleged attack amid a chorus of calls by pro-Kremlin figures for nuclear retaliation, he also demanded a military strike on the center of Kyiv. It was not immediately clear if the eagle squad would also be trained to kill Ukrainian pigeons.
Register below to read this article for free or subscribe
to unlock unlimited access to The Daily Beast.
Monthly
$1
First month then $5.99/month
Annual
$35
First year then $59.99/year
Premium
$79
First year then $119.99/year
*Substack access provided by the next business day, using your subscription email. Choosing the Premium plan constitutes your permission to share your subscription email with Substack and your agreement to Substack’s Privacy Policy.
Already have an account? Sign In
Looks like you already have a subscription!
You're all set!
Thanks for subscribing.
