The company is recalling lots made at its plant in Lexington, Kentucky, after people in a dozen states fell ill.

“He just made a disrespectful comment. He was trying to call me Jackie Robinson,” Tim Anderson of the White Sox said.

“Because my symptoms have been slow progressing from the start, we believe they will continue to be slow progressing going forward.”

The family has criticized local social workers for allowing the boy to be returned to his mother from foster care.

In past depositions, she reportedly confirmed that her boss had been warned in advance to expect violence on Jan. 6.

“It’s almost ironic...She was taken in such an act of hatred, and she truly loved and embraced everybody. If she was struggling in her life, she still loved on you,” her aunt said.

Daniel Ryan Gore, 16, is accused of killing Milana Li, who emigrated to the U.S. with her family from Kazakhstan three years ago.

Perhaps most oddly included were Morgan Freeman and deceased Senator John McCain. Noticeably absent from the list were any Fox News journalists and former President Donald Trump.

Many attendees took to Twitter after the show to complain about Chappelle’s opening set, during which he allegedly made transphobic and homophobic jokes.

The NYPD reports that the man possibly suffered cardiac arrest around 9 a.m. after finishing the race.

According to the Utah Department of Natural Resources, Wade Lemon illegally baited the bear for Trump with “a pile of grain, oil, and pastries.”

The comedian suggested that children were starting to identify as transgender because it is “trendy” and that being gay “is not hip enough” anymore.

Labor’s Anthony Albanese has ended almost a decade of conservative government in Australia with Prime Minister Scott Morrison conceding defeat in the country’s election.