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      Take Your Super Bowl Merch Game to the Next Level

      Rah Rah

      Because you can never love your team too much.

      Adam Moerder

      Updated Jan. 30, 2018 8:16AM ET / Published Jan. 29, 2018 5:33PM ET 

      For the average fan who wants to root on their team, a jersey, hat, or jacket may suffice. Then again, fans of the New England Patriots and Philadelphia Eagles are hardly known for their mild manner. New England’s become the league’s version of Darth Vader, winning a staggering five Super Bowls since 2002. Philadelphia, on the other hand, has never won the big game and will be hungry for their first title.

      So if you really want to assert alpha fan dominance at your Super Bowl party this Sunday, you’ll have to take it up a notch. Whether cheering for the Pats or Birds, these, uh, interesting pieces of paraphernalia will leave opponents awestruck, envious...and even a little concerned for your sanity.

      Amazon

      Eagles Garden Gnomes, or the Pats’ equivalent, the Rob Gronkowski Garden Gnome, $21: These will protect your rhododendrons and haunt your opponents’ dreams.

      Amazon

      Garden Stepping Stump, $30: Yep, more gardening merch. Who knew NFL fans had such green thumbs?

      Amazon

      Patriots Remote Control Quadcopter Drone ($57): Control the skies! Or for the lazy fan,  fetch snacks and beverages.

      Amazon

      Glitter Shoe Bottle Holder, $35: Oh, and I suppose you store your bottles on a boring old wine rack, like a fake fan?

      Amazon

      2018 “Be More Like Tom Brady” Resolution Pillowcase, $20: Unless you have a cannon for an arm, this is not exactly the easiest new year resolution, but props for trying.

      Amazon

      Adult Onesie, $69: Nothing wrong with watching the game in comfort.

      Scouted is here to share practical, entertaining, and sometimes unexpected ideas for products that you might like. Please note that if you buy something featured in one of our posts, The Daily Beast may collect a share of sales.  

      Adam Moerder

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