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Thick, Hard, Crumbly, Creamy Parmesan Is Not Ready to Be a Porn Star

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The makers of Parmigiano-Reggiano are outraged to be equated with the porn site, but the resulting row has not done wonders to emphasize the chasteness of their cheese.

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The Parmigiano-Reggiano industry thinks PornHub has been a very naughty boy who needs a good spanking—or, potentially, a massive lawsuit.

It’s a conflict that only the horniest cheese-lover could have concocted after staring a bit too longingly at a wheel of brie or a wedge of gouda.

The Parmigiano-Reggiano

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