Today in :45 - May 9, 2014

A fake marijuana joint goes to Congress, the L.A. Clippers get a new CEO, drunk Rob Ford goes 'pa-pow!', and today's other biggest stories.

Alex Chancey

Ben Teitelbaum

Published May 9 2014 5:08PM EDT 

Alex Chancey

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Ben Teitelbaum

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